Embedded Jokes

① Engineer's logic

An Engineer was asked to design a device. What the device should do is, if you give a book name and book store name, it should call the book store and inquire about availability of the book. He finished the assignment and kept the device for demo.

One guy came and input a book name and a store name. The device called the store, asked for the book and gave him the result. He went happily. Another guy came. He too input a book name and a store name. Immediately, a message was showed by the device as "Could not get contact number of the store!". He thought of trying another store. So, he input an another store name. This time, the device called the store and asked for the contact number of the previous store.

② Why is it very difficult to meet deadlines in embedded?

In embedded, the "target" itself is not fixed one and that can be easily reset.

③ Why did they keep name "Daughter" card, you know?

Though they are cute, it is very difficult to understand the connection. They will bring tears in your eyes one day, when you fully understand the relationship.